Today, while waiting for my turn at a service counter, I overheard a man talking to his boss (not sure real boss or Malaysian's obsession of calling other people 'Boss') over the phone. Coincidentally today is the first day of school for most states in Malaysia.

image from Astro Awani

Would you believe me if I told you that I want to sell you a bungalow for RM 99,000? Very cheap right? But there are a few rules you need to abide to. I can't tell you a few things because its a rahsia syarikat. I can't tell you:

1. The exact location of the plot of land
2. The land title of the bungalow lot
3. The dimensions of the bungalow

It's not your business to know whether my company have obtained the necessary licences from the authorities to develop and sell a property. You can buy this bungalow in cash. If you don't have cash, don't bother applying for a home loan. Buat apa hutang berpuluh tahun lama?! Apply for PERSONAL LOAN sudah! Short je the duration. Don't worry about your money, it's in safe hands with our highly religious board members.